Crispy.Crunch

Crispy Let's Be Like Them

2008-12-17T14:06:00.004-06:00

But instead of a singing duo, let's form an entire band!
We can also get matching hair cuts and wear matching Juicy Couture sweats(Vomit)and make weird hand gestures and constipated facial expressions.

Well, at least they can sing.

No Makeup

2008-12-17T11:41:00.001-06:00

This is why I have a crush on Heidi Klum, even without makeup she looks pretty. Work it girl!

xo,

Crunch

Upgrade

2008-12-17T11:35:00.001-06:00

I'm not a fan of either, but let's face it Zac you're too pretty for this girl. You need to upgrade. She's not ugly, but she's kind of boring and blah.

xo,
Crunch

Biggest Loser Winner

2008-12-17T11:34:00.002-06:00

She looks amazing. I want to be a contestant on the show. Can I?

xo,

Crunch

New Music Tuesday

2008-12-17T11:29:00.002-06:00

This isn't new music and it's not Tuesday, but I needed a catchy title. This is my song of the moment. The sister act kind of creeps me out, but I like the lyrics.

xo,
Crunch

The Best Model Ever

2008-12-17T11:24:00.002-06:00

One of my favorite things to do is grab my iPhone and take as many pictures possible of my dog. One, because he is obviously a good looking dog and two because he makes the funniest faces sometimes! Oh, and three he loves the camera.

xo,
Crunch

I Need a Hair Cut

2008-12-17T11:14:00.003-06:00

I don't know what's wrong with my hair, because I have massive split ends and my hair is getting lighter. I think to prepare for the new year, I need a new look. Nothing dramatic because I like my old look, I just want my hair to look healthy and happy. Above is a before picture and I'll post an after picture when I make the time to get a hair cut. Ha!

P.S

Yes, I am staring out the window and yes this is probably why Crispy calls me a "creeper".

xo,

Crunch

Snow: The Good, The Bad, and The Ugly

2008-12-17T11:03:00.002-06:00

So this was what my car looked like pretty much yesterday after work. Okay, so maybe the picture is a tad bit exagerrated. Seriously, though even after I cleaned the snow off my car, seconds later my car was covered in more snow. Yay, what a day!

Xo,
Crunch

Ellen and Brit Goes Caroling!

2008-12-16T19:44:00.000-06:00

hahahahahahahahahahahaha

Quote of the Day

2008-12-16T12:41:00.003-06:00

"She said she was going to win an Oscar before she turns 25. I just kept thinking, 'But you can't act.'"
- Rupert Grint aka Ron Weasley in Harry Potter, talking about meeting Lindsay Lohan

I Guess This Is Normal For Her

2008-12-16T12:30:00.000-06:00

Quote of the Day

2008-12-15T15:11:00.004-06:00

"I want to be like Michael Jackson, Madonna, Stevie Wonder — all the greats."
- Heidi Montag

Yeah! Sure!

The Bidens Has Chosen!

2008-12-14T16:37:00.004-06:00

The second family has chosen a 3-month old male German Shepherd from Philly to bring with them to D.C.

The pooch doesn't have a name yet. Supposedly, Mrs. Biden said that will be their grandchildren's job.

The pooch will be trained in Delaware and will be ready and delivered to the Bidens after the inauguration.

I'm just glad that Joe didn't pick a poodle or some girly toy dog.

Now we are just waiting on what the Obamas will choose!

Read more about it HERE

AWWWWWWW!!

No Pressure Michelle O!

2008-12-13T17:32:00.005-06:00

No pressure at all!

Hahahahaha

These are my picks, and also the ones I think First Lady elect would possibly pick for Inauguration Day.

Even these are gorgeous, I would personally pick something from Chicago's very own, like she did previously. Also, her hubby already picked his designer, Chicago's very own of course.

Michael Kors

Marc Jacobs

Chanel by Karl Lagerfeld

Betsy Johnson
Ok, I don't like this one. But I had to post this one because it's funny. Hee. Hee.

Jen Bonanza!

2008-12-13T16:58:00.003-06:00

Jen and Owen at the "Marley & Me" premiere. I've always liked them together, and I've always liked Owen Wilson's movies. She should dump John wintermelon head ass Mayer already. BTW, love her LBD!!

Casey and Cliffy's cuzzo!

Happy animals always make me smile. Look at smiley Clyde (Marley)!!

Ew

2008-12-11T18:53:00.000-06:00

Chic

2008-12-11T18:49:00.001-06:00

GQ!

2008-12-11T14:03:00.001-06:00

Wow Jen!

Christmas All Thee Tiome?!

2008-12-11T09:06:00.004-06:00

Christmas in Christmas!
HERE

Can You Say AWWWWW??!!!

2008-12-10T16:19:00.005-06:00

2 year old chimp Anjana took on the role of surrogate mother to 23 day old twin white tiger cubs Mitra and Shiva after they have been seperated from their biological mother. She turned aggressive after hurricane Hannah ripped through South Carolina.

If you don't think this is cute, then there is something wrong with you.

Trendy?

2008-12-10T15:15:00.007-06:00

Is George copying Brad with this new mustache look?

Well, I think he looks better than Pitt with the new facial hair. But then again, it's George Clooney. He makes wearing a suit look easy. Oh charming Georgio!

What do you think?

Got Green?

2008-12-10T14:52:00.002-06:00

$47 mill?!

What the fudge.

New Kanye!

2008-12-10T14:37:00.002-06:00

Ha! I'm just kidding, but this little girl is funny. The best part is she is wearing her Hannah Montanna shirt.

For Creeespy Weeespy

2008-12-10T14:29:00.002-06:00

Enjoy!

Holiday Movies!

2008-12-10T14:24:00.004-06:00

There are so many fucking movies I wanna see:

- Nothing Like the Holidays
- Seven Pounds (you know Jacko wants to see it cuz big Willie is in it)
- Four Christmases
- Gran Torino
- Yes Man
- The Day the Earth Stood Still (just because Keanu Reeves is in it hee hee)

SIGH

2008-12-10T10:30:00.002-06:00

Another fucking disgrace and embarassment to our city and state.

As if our city doesn't already have a bad name!

Are these politicians really that ignorant?

I hope our next governor doesn't come with an orange jumpsuit!

SAD!

Quotes of the Day

2008-12-10T09:53:00.004-06:00

These should make up for all the days I've missed! (Well, some of the days).

"... But it's no different than it is now. I mean, it's exactly the same situation. Sometimes Conan gets the guest first, sometimes we do. Do we fight to get the guest first? Sure! You do all the time. But, ya know, I rather fight with my family than with the other networks."

"Well originally I wasn't gonna stay with NBC, but I remember something my parents told me when I was a kid. They said 'Whatever you do in life, always try to come in 4th.'"

"I like being an employee. I don't wanna be the boss. What I like to do is write jokes, tell jokes, get checked. It's real simple. I enjoy making love, I don't wanna be a gynecologist."

-Leno during his conference on staying with NBC and moving to primeime

I Heart Jay!

2008-12-10T09:22:00.005-06:00

Leno is staying with NBC and moving to primetime in the Fall of 09!

Yay!

Yay or Nay?

2008-12-10T08:10:00.002-06:00

New BB Curve 8900 comes out in 2009.

It is thinner than the supposedly bulky and underequipped Bold. The new Curve is actually the thinnest BB ever, measuring at 13.5mm.

It even outranks the Storm in pixel density.

However, NO 3G!!!

However, it does retain the same user interface as the Bold, and the software capabilities are set to be equal.

An Apple a Day Keeps the Doctor Away?

2008-12-10T08:00:00.003-06:00

I know I'm a couple days late on this one but whateva!

So D. Rose was cutting an apple in bed Monday morning, and out of laziness, left his knife in his bed and got up. He went back to bed, forgetting the knife was there, and cut his forearm. He needed ten stitches, but hey, it could always be worse right?

hahahahahahaha dummy.

He missed Monday's practice, however, he played last night against the Knicks scoring 15 pts beating them 105-100. Woot Woot!

For Crunchbag

2008-12-10T07:47:00.001-06:00

Cocky Much?

2008-12-10T07:38:00.004-06:00

Sean Puffy Paffy Diddy Duffy Catty whatever the fuck he calls himself nowadays Combs's new fragrance for men: 'I Am King'

Nice bottle.

And did you know he just did Broadway???

Me either!

You'd think he would be too gangsta for that shit!

But then again, he think he can do everything!

*** No seriously, what's his current name now???

Yes!!!

2008-12-08T21:54:00.006-06:00

Michelle Obama has yet to pick her dress for Inauguration Day, however, Barack has already picked his suit.

Of course he's staying loyal to our beautiful city, and has chosen Hart Schaffner Marx to custom make his tux.

Also, my momma worked for this company for many years :)

To read more about it click HERE

Cute

2008-12-08T18:38:00.000-06:00

Pigs in a Blanket

2008-12-07T12:04:00.002-06:00

I fucking love Shrek

hahahahaha

Sluts

2008-12-04T16:32:00.005-06:00

Whoever created Bratz dolls should go pook guy.

Because teaching girls by dressing like a ghetto hooker with 50lbs of makeup is the way to go right?

There might be an end to Bratz dolls after the holidays.

I sure fucking hope so!!

OMGEE! I want one for Christmas!!!

VOMIT!!

Read the article HERE

And since when the fuck did they make Bratz babies??!!!!!!!!! They look even more whoreish than the regular dolls!! WTF??!!

Heidi on Leno

2008-12-03T13:28:00.001-06:00

She's my fave VS model (even though that store sucks ass now)

She's so adorable and funny.

New Music!

2008-12-03T10:56:00.003-06:00

Okay, so I know it's a little late for a review but I've been sorta busy and stuff. Anyways, I've heard mixed reviews about this album, some good and some bad. Honestly, when I first heard some of the songs I didn't like it but then, as I do with most of the music I listen to, I read the lyrics. I like his album. I think it shows growth and creativity. It's definitely something you would not have expected.

I Used To Watch This All The Time

2008-12-03T10:49:00.003-06:00

Hahaha, I think Jim Belushi is so funny. He doesn't get as much attention as other famous funny actors, but he is one of my favorites. Best of all, he always represents Chicago.

Common's Blog

2008-12-03T10:40:00.003-06:00

Common now has his own blog. I love it and I love him. Not only is he amazing, he's funny too. Check it out here.

BTW, he's on my list of people I want to hug and meet before I hit the bucket.

Did Angie Make You Do It?

2008-12-03T10:36:00.002-06:00

Whoa, Mr. Pitt what's with the stash? It must be for an upcoming movie or something. I'm not feeling it. Are you?

Party Time!

2008-12-01T14:09:00.006-06:00

Okay, so it's not party time yet. Although, it's a bit early to buy, it's not too early to start thinking about a New Year's Eve dress. I'm not much of a party gal, but any excuse to dress up is always fun. Here are a few of the options from Forever 21, that I am considering. BTW, I don't have any actual plans for New Year's Eve yet.

I like the first one, because I like ruffles and black is always a good color. I know it looks a little boring but I can always add a belt for a little more oomph.

Option #2, yes it's floral but I like it because it's different and you wouldn't expect a lot of people to wear this print on said holiday.

So far that's all I have, but I will continue my search and keep y'all updated.

xoxo,

Crunch

Marky Mark

2008-11-29T23:27:00.004-06:00

The movie was alright, kind of weird.

But who cares, my hubby #3 is in it! Holler!

Luda is in it also!

Quote of the Day

2008-11-29T19:59:00.003-06:00

"Open your arms to change, but don't let go of your values."
- Dalai Lama

Love Her

2008-11-29T19:02:00.003-06:00

Cute.

I'm going to try her workout. Oh that's right, I can't because some cunt stole my fucking magazine!

mjBdyjGjy(*&*%*)8haklsdha9sd79asd!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Quote of the Day

2008-11-26T23:29:00.001-06:00

"Float like a butterfly, sting like a bee."
- Muhammad Ali

Happy Thanksgiving!

2008-11-26T23:25:00.001-06:00

-Crispy & Crunch

Yes She Can?

2008-11-25T23:06:00.002-06:00

Quote of the Day

2008-11-25T07:29:00.002-06:00

"Don't play hard to get with a man who's hard to get."
- Samantha, SATC

Picture of the Day

2008-11-24T10:09:00.004-06:00

Thunder at the vet. He doesn't like going to see the doctor. Who does?

xoxo,
Crunch

HOT!

2008-11-24T09:01:00.001-06:00

Rihanna ft JT - Rehab

No Words Needed

2008-11-20T08:56:00.001-06:00

Douchebag

2008-11-19T13:23:00.003-06:00

hahahahhahahahaha lmao what a dumb fuck

Guy arrested for assaulting his gf with a sandwich

Hawt Shex

2008-11-19T11:21:00.002-06:00

Yay! Lipstick Jungle is NOT going to be canceled!

More Wendy, Nico, and Victory!

&&&& of course Kirby!

Duh.

Snoop Dogg and Martha Stewart= BFF's

2008-11-19T11:17:00.003-06:00

Old School

2008-11-18T20:03:00.003-06:00

I miss old school Whitney.
BEFORE she became a crackhead.
Sigh.
Those were the days.
Now that's good music.

My all time fave from her?
I Wanna Dance With Somebody!!
What's yours?

I Cannot Say This Enough...

2008-11-18T19:53:00.001-06:00

I
HA

!!!

Quote of the Day

2008-11-18T19:38:00.003-06:00

"Never give two excuses. Just give one. Nobody believes two."
- Barbara Walters

Cowabunga Dude!!

2008-11-18T19:28:00.004-06:00

You guys might have seen this before because she's blonde in this pic, but I haven't. I googled ninja turtles and this was one of the first pics that came up.

hahahahahahahaha lol

Creepy Much?

2008-11-18T19:23:00.001-06:00

Real life Furby?

Click to read article:

Baby It's Cold Outside

2008-11-18T14:38:00.004-06:00

I love this movie and song.

It's Freeezing

2008-11-18T14:33:00.003-06:00

and I hate it.

Scream

2008-11-18T12:19:00.000-06:00

When I like a song.. I mean really really like a song I replay it over and over.

I don't know anyone who likes Audioslave or Chris Cornell's music besides me and here is my latest fave....

Chris Cornell ft. Timbaland - Scream

Our B.F.F Has Moved into Her Own Apt!

2008-11-17T16:16:00.005-06:00

And this is how we'll celebrate, MARIO style bitches! Well...probably not, but don't they look like they know how to partay ;-)

Congrats Jacky!

xoxo,
Crunch and Crispy

So Funny!

2008-11-17T12:52:00.001-06:00

haha, I Love Paul Rudd and JT!

xoxo,
Crunch

Madonna Frenzy

2008-11-15T15:58:00.001-06:00

These are one of my fave Leno segments:

Ross, formerly known as Ross the intern.

For Crunch..

2008-11-13T09:19:00.000-06:00

... because her slow ass missed her again.

Gaw-geous!

2008-11-13T08:57:00.003-06:00

Kate Winslet looks gorgeous!

And I would too! be soooo fucking pissed if I found out I wore real fur. I would demand another shoot Katie Kate!!

Cute Picture of the Day

2008-11-12T12:11:00.001-06:00

OMG, I want one!!

Spelling Conest

2008-11-12T12:05:00.004-06:00

Could You Out-Spell an Eighth-Grader? I probably can't, but can you?

She Might Kill Me..

2008-11-12T12:00:00.004-06:00

when she sees this, but when I saw this picture I thought of our lovely friend and it immediately brought out the LOL's.

I love you J.M.H.

xoxo,
Crunch

Single Ladies

2008-11-12T09:49:00.001-06:00

Eh... I'm not really feeling it.

What do you think?

Beyonce-Single Ladies (Put a Ring On It)

JT & Taylor Swift on Ellen

2008-11-12T09:05:00.003-06:00

If you missed it!

For Crunch....

This is Awesome

2008-11-10T20:55:00.003-06:00

Obama Dining

2008-11-10T16:16:00.002-06:00

The First couple was spotted going into their fave restaurant, Spiaggia, on Michigan Ave. Saturday night. This was the first time the couple have been out since their election day victory.

Barack and Michelle Obama have been going to Spiaggia for Valentine's Day for years, and Sat. night was what it seems to be a belated 16th anniversary celebration. The couple decided to sit in the main dining room as opposed to the private dining room. The four star resturant overlooks our city's beautiful lake, which, the First couple dined for three hrs that night.

"Extra" has learned the new Secret Service code names for the Obamas; Barack is "Renegade," Michelle is "Renaissance," Malia is "Radiance" and Sasha is "Rosebud."

New Kanye!

2008-11-10T09:27:00.000-06:00

Chocolate Lovers

2008-11-09T18:27:00.002-06:00

I have never been a big fan of sweets.

For all of you chocolate lovers, how much do you know about your chocolate?

Test your IQ here:

Quote of the Day

2008-11-09T13:49:00.003-06:00

"I've never seen trash take itself out!"
- Karen Walker, Will & Grace

I Want to...

2008-11-08T07:50:00.004-06:00

fucking reach down my throat and scrape it!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

AHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!

lndlkasnfksdufh ukhdsiduhfsudihfisudhfsudhfsjdfjkbn!!!!

I don't know if I should go to little Izzy's shindig today.

Hopefully I will get better by this evening.

Doubt it.

I'm beginning to think it might be allergies. It happened around the same time last year. Fuck Fuck Fuck.

I want to slice and dice my throat so when it opens, all the sand will come out!!!

Quote of the Day

2008-11-08T07:44:00.004-06:00

"You know, you're the only human being I know who snores when he's awake."
- Get Smart

I just saw the movie on DVD last night. I had no intention of seeing it, but I liked it alot. It was fucking hilarious!

BTW, Anne Hathaway is soooo pretty, esp. her porcelain skin!

Word!?

2008-11-07T15:28:00.001-06:00

more animals

xoxo,
Crunch

Celebrities That Don't Annoy Me

2008-11-07T15:21:00.002-06:00

I think she's all sorts of awesome! Her new album Fearless hits stores Tuesday, go buy it.

xoxo,

Crunch

My Tater Tot!

2008-11-07T14:58:00.004-06:00

Is there one person, pet, or thing in your life that makes you completely happy? For me, it's my dog Thunder. I don't know why, but I miss him right now. He is the greatest dog/boy ever. He keeps me warm when I'm cold, gives me sweet kisses, always sniffs me (so I know I must smell good),and gets super happy and excited when I get home. Oh and let's not forget, he is loyal and cries for me.

xoxo,

Crunch

Cough Cough

2008-11-07T12:43:00.005-06:00

I have been coughing since fucking Tuesday aka Election Day.

It started in the late evening when I got home about 2am. Since Tues., every night I would wake up coughing and coughing and fucking coughing. I would cough so hard and so much I have tears.

I cough during the day, but not as much as night time, maybe because I'm laying down?

The thing is that my throat doesn't hurt at all. What is making me cough is a little tickle in my throat. I feel as if there is sand in there tickling me. I can't think of any other way to describe it.

I've had this problem before and I ended up coughing so fucking hard/much I popped a blood vessel in my eye. It looked like I had pink eye. I had no other symptons, I was just coughing coughing coughing. I had to go to NY at the time to say goodbye to my grandpa MAK. RIP. And my "pink" eye made my family laughed. HA-HA fuckers. And since it was a blood vessel, Visine didn't work, nor did anything else. I couldn't do anything about it because it wasn't contagious or harmful to myself. My eye was just simply red/pink. Of course strangers didn't know that and always looked at me like they were going to catch it. But I didn't blame them. I couldn't do anything about that but to let it go away on its own, and it took a couple of months. As for my coughing, no medicine helped me, until my auntie Becky gave me some of her magic syrup that her doc prescribed for her which worked like a charm. NY has everything :-D (My family had fun giving me shit about it though).

I just hope I don't get that again, nor do I want fucking bronchitis, because that shit sucked my balls for over a month.

I wish I can sleep standing up.
Maybe I can stand up my bed against the wall?
Hmmmm...

Don't Get Too Excited Yet

2008-11-07T12:33:00.002-06:00

SJP told Access Hollywood that nothing is confirmed and nothing is official yet for the SATC sequel. She doesn't want fans to get excited yet.

Well fuckers, put your John Hancock on the papers!

SJP on Access about SATC sequel

Celebrities Who Annoy Me

2008-11-07T12:06:00.005-06:00

Am I alone on this? I do like maybe one or two of her songs, obviously " I Kiss a Girl" is not one of them. Maybe, it's not her music that makes me cringe, perhaps it's her style and personality? Sometimes, she dresses alright but other times WTF is she thinking. When you're rich ,can't you pay people to dress you?

xoxo,

Crunch

Chicago's Very Own

2008-11-07T11:56:00.002-06:00

Mr. President was seen leaving a Chicago gym on Thursday. Hmm, I wonder what gym he goes to? Oh, please feel free to ignore the Sox hat.

xoxo,

Crunch

Get Rid of Your Cell NOW!

2008-11-07T07:47:00.003-06:00

As most of you may know, I love my crackberry. I was dying when I went through one weekend without it.

However, I like to think I have been better with it right? Kind of?

We should all get rid of our cell phones.

There are reasons to do so.

But you know damn well we aren't.

I know I'm not, but, if the more and more of your fam and friends get rid it, you will consider it too, because if your entourage doesn't have cell phones, who the hell are you going to use your min, texts, emails on right?

Hey Crunch, hey hoes, want to get rid of your phones?
(Didn't think so).

Top 5 valid reasons to get rid of your cell phones:

Quote of the Day

2008-11-07T00:01:00.001-06:00

"Suck my dick" - Boy
"I choke on small objects" - Girl

Sweat It Off

2008-11-06T17:29:00.004-06:00

I fucking love gatorade.

I sweat ALOT and very EASILY because I get hot very easily, that is why i don't like anything above 50 degrees.

So you know I have to restore my electrolytes. How else do you think I get that glow yo? ;-)

My personal favorites are the A.M. and the Rain.

I wish i can sweat gatorade like M.J.

That would be hella awesome yo.

Holla.

BTW, this is our 100th post.

CLAP CLAP CLAP
Standing ovation.

Holler!

2008-11-06T17:22:00.002-06:00

SATC sequel begins filming next summer!

Can't wait!

2008-11-06T12:12:00.002-06:00

Aren't the kids cuuuute? Pinch those cheeks!

Shexy

2008-11-06T12:08:00.001-06:00

Granny Panties

2008-11-06T11:55:00.004-06:00

I think the pic explains it all.

Is it just me, or does it look like she's wearing socks?

FIRST Dog

2008-11-06T11:46:00.003-06:00

Cast your vote!

Click here to VOTE for choice of dog for the Obama family

Kids in the White House

2008-11-06T11:43:00.000-06:00

Pick Up Lines

2008-11-05T16:42:00.004-06:00

"Baby, you must be a broom, cause you just swept me off my feet."

"Baby did you fart, 'cause you blow me away!"

"Are you a parking ticket? (What?) You got fine written all over you."

"Are you a tamale? 'Cause you're hot."

I found those pick up lines here, I'm not really sure if I can recall any guys ever using a pick up line on me, but then again I have a bad memory and probably got distracted. My favorite is the tamale one, because tamales are delicious. What's yours?

More Reason To Love Her

2008-11-05T16:37:00.003-06:00

Check out this video: November 11th.

You Already Know

2008-11-05T12:52:00.003-06:00

YES WE CAN!!!

Even though it was pretty clear he was going to win, I was still nervous. I was glued on CNN all day yesterday.

I was laughing when they kept going back and forth with Phoenix and Chicago. The difference with the crowds and energy was obvious. Can you say boring vs. fun?? The McCain event had a boys choir that put me to sleep, and can you tell me how many of those boys actually wanted to be there????

He only needed 270 to win!

NOW THE WORK BEGINS...

Who will our Commander in Chief choose to be on his team???

Jan. 20th 2009

I honestly, seriously got teary eyed and almost cried when I saw his acceptance speech last night, and watching it again just now.

It's still kind of surreal.

YES WE CAN!!!

Awww

2008-11-04T11:44:00.004-06:00

"The thing about Barack is that he is not a Mr. Door Opener. I don't think he knows those rules. But he is very very romantic. He's the one who remembers anniversaries. I get flowers all the time. Our first date was a very romantic experience. It turned out being a whole day. We saw "Do The Right Thing," and we walked up and down Michigan Avenue and just talked. We had an after-dinner movie, after-dinner drink at the Signature Room." Michelle Obama tells the Hyde Park Harold.

xoxo,

Crunch